image; advice needed

[torankusu]

[ There will be a small but very determined looking child peering into the amulet for a couple moments before he feels like the thing is "on". ]

Uh... hi.

[ This is working right? ]

I want to get myself a sword here but I don't really know what kind to get.

[ .... ]

So, uh, what's the best kind of sword to have here? Or I guess... what kind do you have if you have one? Even better if you can show me or something.

[ He pauses for a moment to scratch at his cheek. ]

Uh, thanks if you can help?

Comments

[castrationfist]

Certainly. But it's not making any pretenses about what it is.

[torankusu]

So does this mean you kill people?

[castrationfist]

Certainly. In fact, I killed enough to be called one of Japan's Three Great Monsters. And then, in turn, I was killed myself.

Well, I'm trying to put all that behind me, now! Now I'm simply an ordinary beautiful housewife.

[torankusu]

[ How this has escalated from friendly sword talk to death of lots of people is very... who knows. ]

What? A monster? Why did you kill people?

[castrationfist]

Self-defense, I suppose...? Well, no. Even if it was, I still killed many, many people. It might be easier to just call it a conflict of religion?

[tamamo life, honestly]

[torankusu]

Do you still do that here?

[ Is she a bad guy? Er, girl? ]

[castrationfist]

Hm... Well, I would if it was to protect my Husband, but I would rather avoid all that mess if possible. Although, if the one who killed me showed up, I am not sure if I would be able to restrain myself...

[she is neutral evil.]

[torankusu]

[ Oh, protect family... well, he can't... disagree with that. Can't even disagree with the whole one who killed her thing since, well, he'd probably do the same to Buu if he ever showed up here. ]

Well, as long as you're not just doing it for fun or something.

[castrationfist]

No, no. Those days are long behind me.

[that's... that's helpful, right]